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Stories, jokes and poems from Australia’s favourite talking dog. Here’s the collection you have been waiting for - a super selection of the silliest, side-splitting stories by Selby himself. Plus there are stacks of new jokes, poems, songs and other saucy surprises from the only talking dog in Australia, and perhaps, the world.Contents
Contents : I’m Sorry -- Bogusville Map -- the enchanted dog -- Gary Gaggs -- Selby -- Seven signs of a talking dog -- Say G’day -- this school is driving me nuts -- selby gagged -- I love to travel -- a poem about an orange -- my elephant ride -- Dr Trifle -- Mrs Trifle -- I see the sea and the sea sees me -- I’d rather have four legs than two -- the teeth of a vampire -- I wasn’t good at anything -- Dr Trifle’s travelling TOOT -- Aunt Jetty -- Madame Mascara -- the bouncing dog -- my limerick -- selby in suspense -- willy and billy -- Postie Paterson -- my best friend -- Tiffany Taffeny Tow -- Camilla Bonzer -- Sergeant Short & Constable Long -- Selby Lovestruck -- Jokes Jokes Jokes -- Knock Knock -- songs songs songs -- why is it that everyone hates me -- this sorry hound is city bound -- that’s it.
